Battlestar Galactica

The finest cast characters you'll ever know.

Aside from a Schrute man, of course. Magnificent toasters, aren't they? But a toaster is still a toaster. And we all know what happens to toasters.

How did each toaster get spaced, you ask? I'll tell you:

  1. Brother Cavil and his duplicate are discovered by Chief Tyrol and spaced over New Caprica.
  2. Leoben is killed countless times by Kara Thrace while trying to marry her.
  3. D'Anna Biers of the Fleet News Service disappears after her documentary leaks.
  4. Simon O'Neill is spaced while posing as a doctor who escaped the colonies' destruction.
  5. Aaron Doral is first killed at the onset of Galactica's voyage.
  6. Six, of many names, dies many times, most famously in the nuclear blast above New Caprica.
  7. Daniel was never seen, as the Number Ones wiped him out before the War.
  8. Sharon "Boomer" Valerii is first killed by Cally Henderson after her programming activates. (Sharon "Athena" Agathon strategically dies to reincarnate and rescue Hera.)