The greatest animal ever.

Aside from a Schrute man, of course. Magnificent creatures, aren't they? And look at that fur, that's 100% real BEAR.

But how should we compare these armored battle-beasts? By their danger level, of course.

Bear?Battle Strategy.
Black?Fight Back! (ง'̀-'́)ง
Brown?Lie Down…
White?Say Goodnight ;)
Are you picking up what I'm lying down here? Good.
Go ahead, inspect them for yourself: